Ten Minas Ministry

Movie streaming websites

1. www.alluc.org

2. www.nabolister.com

3. www.youko.com

4. www.sidereel.com

5. www.peekvid.com

6. www.fanpop.com

7. www.toudou.com

8. www.56.com

9. www.joox.com

Note:

Do not download zango or veoh.

 

Liberty pickup lines

1. “My friends” and I are going to church, do you want to sit with “us”.

2. You want to go for a walk

3. Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

3. Let’s look at stars on the hill

4. (in the keyhole) Those Ramen noodles are on me.

5. I know you’re not charismatic, but have you ever considered speaking in tongues?

6. Hey, i sit near you in convo… 

7. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!

Do you want to go down to the rot?

8. my name is will, god’s will for your life.

9. I’d told god I’d be a martyr because you put the cute back in persecution.

 

 

Computer tips

1. defragment your harddrive ever 2 months or so

2. use windex on a towel to wipe it

3. lysol your keyboard if your roomate is sick

4. the guys at resnet are lonely. flirt with them and they’ll do anything

5. if your computer is slow hit CTL+ ALT+DEL, check your CPU usage at the bottom if it is higher than 1-2% call resnet

6. if your computer overheats, prop it with a book so that the fan gets more air.

7. if you’re giving an inclass presentation ask to use the teacher’s computer with your slideshow on a thumbdrive. Thier computers are already calibrated for smartboard so you don’t have to worry about it not being compatible.

 

 

Ways to freak out your dormmates

1. Sit balled up in a corner of your room saying “red rum, red rum” until your roommate asks you what’s going on. Then act normal .2. Steal all of their Mountain Dew. When they ask about it, claim you’ve never heard of Mountain Dew. For added fun, have the entire floor also deny that Mountain Dew exists.

3. Every couple of days, rotate all your stuff 90 degrees. Then act as if nothing’s changed.

5. After your roommate has entered the room, pick-up the phone, say “The package has been delivered.”

 

 

 

6. Follow them into the bathroom and stick a mirror under the stall while chanting ,” Peek-a-boo”.

 

7. Tie all your pens and pencils to your desk and swear that “they tried to make a break for it.”

 

8.  Buy rolls of bubble wrap and play with them at all times. Especially good during midterm week.

9. Change your sexual orientation on facebook daily.0

10. Have a friend send you one of those cards which plays music when opened. Read it every five minutes, laughing hysterically when the music starts.

 

 

School tips

-save all emails from teachers concerning grades. If they make a mistake or promise you have proof in writing.

- update your status sheet each semester… that way you have questions to ask your advisor.

- declare your major as soon as your advisor will let you. this locks you into a status sheet and then they can’t change on you.

- keep all paperwork homework, tests, projects until the end of the semester in case of a grade dispute. they lose papers all of the time.

- never delete papers that you write. You can use them again for different classes.

- at the end of the semester, any books that you can’t sell back post on facebook marketplace for around $10. People will buy them… watch.

- look to buy books from other people in your dorm, especially in your major. they will be trying to get rid of them for cheap.

- post the books you want on facebook. people will offer them for cheap

 

 

 

Online Resources

- For all citation questions http://owl.english.purdue.edu/ has the most recent rules. it

- When researching use acedemiconefile http://ezproxy.liberty.edu:2048/login?url=http://find.galegroup.com/itx/start.do? because it gives you the formatted citation with the article at the bottom of the webpage.

 

 

Things to do for under $10

1. take a hike to the monogram, make sure you bring a camera

2. visit downtown Lynchburg and get an icecream cone

3. photo scavenger hunt at the mall

4. rent a board game from lahaye (candyland yes)

5. go on www.rottentomatoes.com and look up the lowest reviewed film playing at the dollar theatre… bring friends and booos. 

 

Top Liberty Dorm Pranks

1.  RA’s nightmare: Place signs that say “out of order, use next stall” on every stall and shower in the bathroom.

2. Smelly Sue: pop off the outside of someone’s air conditioner and place some old meat inside. if you get a  chance place a tuna can inside the room so that they think that is where the smell is coming from

3. Champion of Champions: fill a room with with copies of the school newspaper. you can do this through the cieling.

4.Antique me: fill a manilla envelope with baby power and slide it under the door. step on the envelope pushing the air and the powder into the room on the other side

5. Blind Barry: while someone is in the shower duct tape the walk way with several strong strips. then turn off the lights and yell. the naked person will run out… straight into the tape.

6. axe attack: bust open a can of axe colonge and throw it into a room. it’s so potent in quanity that thier eyes will tear.

 

 

Important #s

1. resnet (866) 447-2869
2. RA ___________________

3. Advisor ________________

 

 

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