Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig
Once upon a time I was old… (when I was seven or eight). I had a plan to change the world and then it teeter-tottered with me like a fall from the monkey bars. Now it’s all gone. Looking back at journals, I can’t remember when the secrets were lost. The ball-kicks and ropes jumps were insurmountably important and perfected. Friends were friends and enemies were enemies. I could speak with cats and stones, and we could all read music and bones. We were all married, unmarried to the world. We were all truthful liars. We were sincerely fake because our fakeness was pretending not believing. And then I became young and reckless.
chicks: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_4_BW-K181_2
extraneous icthus? check. Symmetrical crosses? check. Witless pun? check. Random bible passage? check. Anthropomorphic animals wearing rosaries? check. This will be perfect for our next women’s conference.
easy button: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_9_APTEAS
For added entertainment, read the synopsis about how “inspired” this design is.
OWL:http://www.knowhim.com/catalog/product.asp?product_id=1214&category_id=104
Hey Mike, I saw a shirt at Macy’s that had a cute little owl on it, how can we jesus-ify it? It’s OK to run out of ideas.
ROX: http://www.knowhim.com/catalog/product.asp?product_id=1265&category_id=104
Misspelled words, bold text and the spraypaint effect in photoshop to not a good shirt make. Pray, rattle and roll, brothers!
graffiti: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_10_LL_C39464C
Jesus loves defacing property too! YAY!
American idol: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_9_APTAGRA
Let’s make a shirt that is so lame that no one will care to sue for copyright infringment.
Good: http://www.christiandiscountshop.com/badgirltshirt.html
My pastor loves it when I wear words on my boobs… it shows my true level of devotion to Christ and his teachings. Otherwise known as bad girl gone tacky.
Nemo: http://www.adifferentdirection.com/detail.asp?ProductID=1245
When Disney’s lawyers don’t serve you for this, you know that you really… really messed this junk up.
twitter: http://www.adifferentdirection.com/detail.asp?ProductID=2651
I think the fact that this is probably literally possible bothers me more than the actual shirt. When you friend Jesus on facebook, stop to think about what wackjob actually created that profile.
“pick” jesus: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_9_APTPJK
But wait, there’s more. This shirt comes with jorts and a goatee if you order in the next seven minutes!
forgiveness: http://www.christianbook.com/forgiveness-runs-blood-shirt-white-large/pd/7845L?event=
Picking on this shirt would be like grading preschooler’s coloring pages or keeping score at a teeball game.
Evil: http://www.christianbook.com/evil-enemy-shirt-black-extra-large/pd/8355XL?event
Hi! My name is Jerard and my favorite topic is Bible numerology. I’m raising money for semenary and I was wondering if you would like to join my obscure biblical patterns fanclub. The Tshirts are really Hawt.
drunk: http://www.cafepress.com/badreligion.6327340
Once the collective “we” decided that letting Christians drink and smoke was a good idea, justification for the aftermath evolved into this tshirt.
Religion: I’ve seen this several places
okay… do you really think this will start a conversation with a non-believer or just annoy all quick-tempered slow-reading christians?
Jesees Reeses: I’ve seen this too many places
pray like a girl: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_10_LL_C57354C
This would look great under a pair of acid wash overalls, if they still made those heinous pants-con-bib. When then, didn’t this shirt leave with the 90s?
Keep watch: http://christian-clothing.com/detail.php?prod=_2_keepwatch
Tony! Get back in the cereal.
codependant: http://www.knowhim.com/catalog/product.asp?product_id=1190&category_id=104
Summarize, rinse and repeat… wait, that’s how you wash a tshirt not how you design one.
Best weekend ever: http://www.christianbook.com/best-weekend-ever-shirt-blue-large/pd/8771L?event=
This is cool in the way that “Extreme Days” was cool. Have you seen that movie? Should you wear this shirt? Same answer for both.
Crime scene: http://www.christianbook.com/crime-scene-shirt-black-xx-large/pd/6821XX?event=
“I yam what I yam” is what Popeye would say as he runs away from this 3XL catastrophe.
Snark away!
What makes you think deep thoughts?
Santa has teamed up with AT&T for text message responses to Christmas wish lists.
For AT&T customers, text “SANTA” to 1224 between now and Christmas Eve and the big man in red will text back.
The reply is:
“You have an excellent wish list this year! We make toys and goodies all through the year so luckily we have a lot of items already in stock. Keep being nice. The holidays are just around the corner, you know. Ho Ho Ho! Sincerely, Santa Claus.”full article: http://news.holidash.com/2009/12/14/why-text-message-santa-is-better-than-mall-santa/?icid=main|search1|dl7|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.holidash.com%2F2009%2F12%2F14%2Fwhy-text-message-santa-is-better-than-mall-santa%2F
What do they do on their days off?
http://wildammo.com/2009/08/09/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off/
All over the internet, there are list posted of the best films that everyone should see before they die.(link: http://shopping.aol.com/movies-music/movies?ncid=AOLCOMMshopDYNLsec0001&icid=main%7cmain%7cdl6%7clink5%7chttp%253A%252F%252Fshopping.aol.com%252Fmovies-music%253Fncid%253DAOLCOMMshopDYNLsec0001
I want a list of the opposite. What movies should go on the must-not-own list?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A painfully overused, unfunny sermon illustration
Wha?
I’ve heard a lot of different preachers. Some were excellent and inspiring. Some reminded me of an overplayed Chuck Swindoll thought of the day. The culture of churches varies from place to place but some things stay the same. First, illustrations trickle down from large churches to smaller ones. Take for instance the use of giant props. It started when Jonathan Falwell became head pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church and now I see it popping up everywhere. Second, anecdotes circulate over the internet. The problem with these is most of us got spam-forwarded the touching little stores at the same time as our pastor so the story is dry before he steps up to the pulpit on Sunday. Third, personal stories are very sensitive. Tell them about others without permission and someone is offended. Tell them about yourself and you look like a tool. Fourth, theologian’s testimonies are irrelavent to the common man. I know Martin Luther exasterbated the catholic church but I am literate, protestant and frankly the catholic church isn’t the man keeping us down.
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